Re: Computer enthusiasts wanted

Psychopath troll
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam ***-off-and-die.com> wrote:

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> From: "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam ***-off-and-die.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt
> Subject: Re: Computer enthusiasts wanted
> Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:14:46 +0545
> Organization: comp.os.linux.advocacy.short.sharp.botty.burps
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> John Doe, <jdoe usenet.love.invalid>, the non-existent, smoke-dried flunky,
> and bull milker, barfed:
>> "JAD" <kapasitor earthcharter.net> wrote:
>>
>>> go to 24 help desk and recruit Kadatchia Man
>>
>> I still don't get it. How did you figure that out?
>>
>> Just curious. Just curious. Just curious.
>
> Maybe it's because I have a very popular tech support website that gets 1
> million+ hits a year without any advertisements, *** for fucking brains.
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