rssfeed: Conservatives Unite Moneybomb (C.U.M.), and ended with a second-to-worst-place finish and what was essentially a rambling plea for a robot/muffin to take him in their arms and make him their running mate. In the end, the C.U.M. didn’t ha

Rick Santorum’s wild weekend in South Carolina started with a
fundraising campaign called, excellently, the Conservatives Unite
Moneybomb (C.U.M.), and ended with a second-to-worst-place finish and
what was essentially a rambling plea for a robot/muffin to take him in
their arms and make him their running mate. In the end, the C.U.M.
didn’t have enough of an impact to impress South Carolina voters, and
then Santorum “fans” unleashed a bomb of their own while the candidate
was signing autographs post-primary results: GLITTER.

As Santorum’s bodyguard bravely tried to block the hail of glitter
with his bare hands, the glitter-bombs screamed, “Occupy! Occupy!,”
“Gay rights!” “You’re a bigot,” “You hate gays!” and other well-
deserved declarative statements, long after they were rather gently
ushered out of the room Santorum was in, and descended the stairs out
of the building crying, “You’re not welcome in South Carolina.” Some
old pro-Santorum geezer swore at them from the top of the staircase,
which interestingly was the only bleeped-out moment of the whole
exchange. The old fart may be convinced that glitter, like LGBT
equality license plates, carries a highly contagious virus called Gay.
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