Harsh birther blueball: some guy who is apparently Barack Obama’s long-lost illegal Kenyan immigrant uncle Onyango Obama turned up in Massachusetts after he was arrested on a drunk driving charge. You missed by one illegal Kenyan, Massachusetts po



Harsh birther blueball: some guy who is apparently Barack Obama’s long-
lost illegal Kenyan immigrant uncle Onyango Obama turned up in
Massachusetts after he was arrested on a drunk driving charge. You
missed by one illegal Kenyan, Massachusetts police! OH WELL, this was
still enough parts “illegal Kenyan Obama arrested headline” to put
birther mothership web site WorldNetDaily into such a tizzy that its
editors started throwing around the word “irony” like they magically
know what it means post-some-guy-named-Obama arrest. “Irony can be
pretty ironic” they note, like the brain-damaged frat boy from your
Humanities 102 seminar explaining that “postmodernism” is the
definition of itself. And now we, too, feel brain damaged. How about
some more details from the arrest
.