Re: Organic Roaster Question


"Ken Fox" <morceaudemerdeThisMerdeGoes@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Donn Cave" <donn@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> > Those 146 extra days you gave us are might just be good ones, though.
> > You may get the sponge baths anyway, while we're out walking the dog
> > and chatting up the old ladies whose infirm or decease husbands didn't
> > care what they ate.
> >
> > Donn
>
> truth be told, they blathered them to death, and now you are going to have
> to listen to them in your dying days
>
> :-)

Jack and Martha are an elderly couple, they don't drink or smoke. Martha is
very strict about their diet. Low fat, low sugar, and they try to eat only
ORGANIC food. They live to be 84.8 when they both die in a car accident.
They find themselves in heaven where Saint Peter shows them where they will
spend eternity, a magnificent mansion with a view over looking a golf
course. Jack looks longingly at the greens and turns to St Peter "how much
are the green fees". "it's all free here, play any time you want to, no ques
either" he is told.. Next they are shown a table laden with food - steaks
and ribs, fried chicken, roast potatoes, and desserts laden with calories
and fat. Jack stares open mouthed at the spread, then with a sad look he
turns to St Peter and tells him - "we don't eat this sort of food, it's no
good for the arteries or the waist line for that matter".
"Jack, Jack, Jack" St Peter says, "You don't have to worry about any of that
here, you can eat all you like and you won't get fat and your arteries will
be fine".

After taking several minutes to think this thru Jack finally turns to
Martha - "Dang you woman we could have been here years ago!"

Rob vL
NZ











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