Re: Ongoing Trouble Ticket re: invalid logins

"bex" <rwagaman @ rcnREMOVE . com> wrote in
news:X-SdnQJ2HtUJj2_fRVn-jA@xxxxxxx:

> Only other person in my house is a roommate who's so clueless on so
> many fronts that it would be ridiculous to think she'd do something
> like that. It's not her. And I don't have a significant other.
>
>

Redhead comes into a doctor's office. Doctor sees her and she says,
"Everyplace I touch my body, I just go screaming in pain! Can you help
me?" Doctor looks her over and figures out what's wrong.

"You're not really a redhead, are you?", he asks. Finally relenting, she
says, "No, I'm a blonde."

"That explains it.", the doctor says, shaking his head. "You have a broken
finger!"

--
Larry
.

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