Re: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative


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A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative*

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare
his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-
hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his
first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications
are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure
their safety and that they work as advertised.


In California, Joe can't fill his coffee pot because the water comes from the Sacramento River Delta in Northern California, and drawing off the water harms a tiny little fish that makes the Sardine look like a large-mouth bass.




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