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From another NG:

In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the
Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention.
Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.
Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that
George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce
President George Bush."

After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to
prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell
us, what is 15 plus 15?"

Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a
moment, declares, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000
Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush
another chance!"

Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What
is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly
asks "Ninety?"

Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
sigh -- everyone is disheartened.

But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans
begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another
chance! Give Bush another chance!"

Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says,
"Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute,
proudly announces "Four."

A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the
stadium as pandemonium breaks out.

All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.

These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and
create a deafening roar:

"GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"


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