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Art, 5/3/2006, 10:33:20 AM,
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Art, 5/3/2006,1:23:58 AM, wrote:


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Art, 5/2/2006,10:57:40 PM, wrote:

So I am wondering what else can go wrong while Bush is in the
White House. I'm thinking we are due for an invasion by
Martians. >>> > And they probably carry the bird flue virus. And
they thrive on >>> > nuclear radiation and use radioactive isotopes
as good luck >>> > charms.

I don't know what else can happen, but I know whatever it is you
will blame Bush.


If the Martians attack Earth it will indeed be Bush's fault. As
you should be aware, Bush announced his intention for a manned
mission to mars. He did that without any diplomatic relations
with the Martians whatsoever. They naturally would view us as
occupiers and their attack would be a reasonable reaction from
their point of view.

How can you say that? Don't you know that we are the original
Martians? When we used up all the natural resources of Mars our
ancestors started looking for another place to send us. Earth was
the most likely destination so they dropped off a young couple to
restart the population. Every so often some of those who stayed
behind come back to check on our progress and give us some
assistance with technology.

Since GWB is President he knows these secrets and wants to
re-establish good will with Mars again and that is why we are
returning to say Thank You to them. Not only that, he knows they
are low on resources so he's willing to share some of what is on
Earth for their needs. You've heard of One World -- we call this
One Solar System.

Despite what you think, GWB is a compassionate conservative and has
demonstrated that numerous times by opening up the treasury to
projects most people would be to selfish to consider. It's time
for you to look at him in a different light.


Now you are being completely ridiculous. It is common knowledge that
the first 2 martians which were dropped off on earth to become
earthlings were dropped off near Iraq and that is near where mankind
got its start on Earth. Our return to Mars would mirror the US return
to Iraq. We would indeed be viewed as occupiers on Mars just as in
Iraq.

Perhaps so, but you must consider the view of Earth we would have. We
could colonize Mars again and sell condominiums for outrageous
properties that the rich would buy up immediately. The cost involved
in going to Mars would be recuperated through the checkbooks of ***
Cheney VII and GWB XII. You ought to like that.
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