Re: percy -->joke<--


"ixat" <ixat@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On 4 Jan 2006 04:23:48 -0800, "Learning Richard"
> <learningrichard@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>>badgolferman wrote:
>>> This is not a regular joke for today, but sometimes real life is even
>>> funnier. This is a true story of what's happening in my house these
>>> days.
>
> My daughter was also about four and we were out shopping. It was
> almost Halloween. Roaming around the store, she spotted a box of
> plastic tridents. She was about ten yards from me and realizing she
> needed to get my attention, she shouted, "Daddy, when I grow up, I
> want to be a devil!".
>
> I imagine I was red-faced. Didn't help that the other shoppers were
> giggling and enjoying the moment.
>

LOL - My kids pretending to be devils would be redundant...but that reminds
me of a kid story about my sister.

She's 20 years younger than I am, so she's more like a niece to me, but when
she (As an infant), my mom and I were at the Orlando airport, this little
White girl, about 4 as well, asked her (probably) grandma, "Why is that baby
*Black*?" Grandma turned beet red, and said, "She was born that way,
honey." The kid goes, "But she's *BLACK*!" My mom and I only thought it
was cute, and grandma had no reason to be embarrassed...now if the kid had
used a racial slur, that would be different. Obviously, she had not been
hearing those at home.

Natalie



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