Re: I'll have to use another plan now ..... evil chuckles

Sycho wrote:
This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Sun, 08 Jan 2012 18:49:47
-0600 it was announced to all in a public briefing, Betty
<howdy@xxxxx'all> made the following declaration and shocked the world
when the following was announced:

Sycho wrote:
This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Sun, 08 Jan 2012 12:26:49
-0500 it was announced to all in a public briefing, FrozenNorth
<frozenNorth123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> made the following declaration and
shocked the world when the following was announced:

On 1/08/12 11:48 AM, Sycho wrote:
This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Sun, 08 Jan 2012 08:00:43
-0600 it was announced to all in a public briefing, Betty
<howdy@xxxxx'all> made the following declaration and shocked the world
when the following was announced:

Shadow wrote:
http://www.reghardware.com/2012/01/06/czech_cops_arrest_bottom_thief/

Cops cuff rectal shoplifter

Bum rap

By Hard Reg • Get more from this author

6th January 2012 16:37 GMT

Police in the Czech Republic have arrested a man who attempted to steal a
digital music player by concealing it in his anus.

The thief was caught when the shoplifting alarm rang loud and proud at the
supermarket he had entered in the town of Prerov.

Nabbed by staff, he was found to have a pair of earphones stashed in his
slacks.

Yet the earphones had no alarm-system tag. What had cause the bell to
ring? Searching the man more thoroughly, security guards uncovered a tube
of lube in his pocket.

You can see where this is going, can't you?

Yes, the presence of the slidey, glidey substance prompted an intimate
inspection of certain nooks and crannies - and thus the missing music
player came to light, local tabloid iDnes reports.

The thief was later found to have a "colourful" criminal record and done
time inside.

Police hope he is not part of a organised crime ring. ®

:)
[]'s
Be careful where you shop and what you buy! I hope they didn't put that
player back on the shelf for sale!

(It's good to start the day with a laugh.)
"What can brown do for you?" lol
So you are saying it was a Zune? :-)
There are so many ways to have fun with this.. like..

1) "What do you want me to do? Shit you a music player?!?!"
2) "I wanna be your backdoor man" - Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
3) "Oh just shove it up your ass!"
4) "Stick it where the sun don't shine!"
5) "It's a shitty job, but somebody's gotta do it."
6) "This music player is the shit!"
7) "What, what.. in the butt.."
8) "Junk in the trunk.."
9) "Baby got back.."
10) "What we got here is... failure to defecate..."
I had to cover my eyes to read that! <small grin>

You guys been hiding out on FB or what? Or did Fu Manchu chase you off of the lawn too?

No, I had to run after letting the loonies get out for a breath of
fresh air. It was chaos! They just stood there at the entrance gate
wondering what to do next so they all went back inside... they forgot
it was cold outside. :)


Ah ha! Up to mischief again!
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