Re: There is something particularly hot about this

On Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:17:44 -0400, FrozenNorth
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
On Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:55:20 -0400, FrozenNorth
<frozennorth123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
On Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:38:32 -0400, FrozenNorth
<frozennorth123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

The Daring Dufas wrote:
FrozenNorth wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
FrozenNorth wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
"magnus" <magnus@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Rev Turd Fredericks" <turdfred2@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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I don't what it is, but there's nothing like a girl that can
drive a
dozer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSYflFsyLg&feature=channel
Yeah women always look sexy when doing things that you'd normally
not
expect them to have any interest in or want to do. Like Danica
Patrick
racing. :P She gets my vote.
yeah, but they have to be hot to begin with. There is another
video of
that chick knocking over a big tree with the dozer that was extra
hot. I
wouldn't want to get her angry:-)
Pamela Anderson running a jack hammer.

So, you have a thing for wholesome Canadian girls.
;-)

Pam Anderson, hole some?

You would rather see Celine Dion running a jackhammer?

I like Celine but her nose would be flapping.

Bob knows nothing else would.
;-)

BTW, my wife's aunt's sister is the ex-wife of Celine's elderly husband.

Too close for comfort.
Uh...wouldn't your wife's aunt's sister just be your wife's aunt?

Uh.... no, the aunt, is married to the brother of her mother, the sister is
even further unrelated, get it?

That would make her your wife's aunt's sister in law.

/me gets out chalkboard

My wife's mother has a brother (her uncle)
Wife's mother's brother is married (her aunt and uncle)

So her brother married a girl and that girl became her sister in law,
who is effectively nothing to your wife (maybe an "aunt in law" at
best).

Wife's mother's brother's wife has a sister (the woman in question)

Which would make that sister another sister in law of your wife's
mother.

It's like, my brother married a girl, Melissa, who is now my sister in
law and she has two siblings of her own, Julian and Jessica. So
Julian is now also my brother in law and Jessica is also my sister in
law.

Get it?

You were right, you just needed to change sister to sister in law.

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