Re: Testing yet another NNTP server..

On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:27:54 GMT, Sycho who thought that every major
problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:

This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:47:25
+0100 it was announced to all in a public briefing, Hans van
Eynsbergen <strangeways@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> made the following
declaration and shocked the world when the following was announced:

On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:35:33 GMT, Sycho who thought that every major
problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:

This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:42:36
-0800 it was announced to all in a public briefing, "-=Biscuit=-"
<death.to.Sp@xxxxxxxxx> made the following declaration and shocked the
world when the following was announced:

imalittleteapot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Sycho) delighted us to no end
by taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
news:4950ef3e.168961255@localhost, on the hallowed day of Mon 22
Dec 2008 11:50:06a:

This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Sun, 21 Dec 2008
09:07:16 -0800 it was announced to all in a public briefing,
"-=Biscuit=-" <death.to.Sp@xxxxxxxxx> made the following
declaration and shocked the world when the following was
announced:

imalittleteapot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Sycho) delighted us to no
end by taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
news:494e65e6.68250241@localhost, on the hallowed day of Sun 21
Dec 2008 07:51:54a:

This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Sat, 20 Dec 2008
19:18:26 -0800 it was announced to all in a public briefing,
"-=Biscuit=-" <death.to.Sp@xxxxxxxxx> made the following
declaration and shocked the world when the following was
announced:

imalittleteapot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Sycho) delighted us to no
end by taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
news:494da392.18494685@localhost, on the hallowed day of Sat
20 Dec 2008 06:04:02p:

This just in to the alt.2600 news room. On Sat, 20 Dec 2008
17:45:17 -0500 it was announced to all in a public
briefing, oldami <oldami@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> made
the following declaration and shocked the world when the
following was announced:

Sycho wrote:
Seems I'm doing a lot of that today. lol
test failed, pigfucker.

oh, thats you Sycho, I really meant to say

test failed, pigfucker, sir!


rotflmao!! I was wondering who was going to be the first to
say that. My guesses were TDD, PR, Frozzi and TP. So I
suppose I don't win a trip for two to Tahiti. Damn! :)

My money was on PR :)

Either they're slacking or they smell troll bait. Hmm.. ;)

Slackin', no doubt...

Is that cattle prod still out for repairs? I think a little
motivational help is recommended. ;)

Actually, it's back and operational. I'm currently using it on
people who think it's perfectly acceptable to give a 1 year old
baby pizza...

lol Yeah I've seen those types of "parents". They think it's cute to
see baby what's its name smear pizza all over their face and what
little hair (if any at all) they have on their soft little heads.

Cutting it into smaller, bite-sized pieces is probably the easiest
route to go for baby poop-n-puke to eat. But then again, those
"parents" are looking for the perfect photo op so they can send copies
to granny and gramps along with the rest of the ilk. "Look what baby
drools and sneezes did!! Isn't that cute?!?!"

Then when the rug rat starts coughing because he/she ate too much at
one time (usually if fed whole) they start to wonder if they were
stupid in the first place to give someone that tiny food they weren't
quite ready for.

Gee, I painted a great mental picture, didn't I? :)

Yes you did.
And the whole picture confirms my already very strong beliefs NEVER to have
any children !
Imagine such a little person puking and shitting residual pizza or likewise
products all over the Cardinal Red leather interior of my Rolls Royce !
Damn !

Children are, for the most part, great. I have two of my own. My
oldest being 18 and my youngest is 10. I didn't start giving them
solid foods until they had enough teeth to be able to eat it without
wearing most of it. Or painting with it.. lol

Although that still didn't stop them from getting most of it all over
their faces.

Personally I don't believe in setting an age limit on when an infant
or toddler should start eating anything but the "mushy stuff" from
jars. It's up to the parent to make that determination. But if said
parent lacks any brain cells to make an educated guess then they
should stick to giving the child baby food until the child is ready to
handle "big people food".

If you're wanting the child to advance to other foods then that should
be done far away from the closest wall possible and preferably on a
floor that is not carpeted. Or at least has a make shift tarp laid
down to make cleanup a breeze.

Who cares that baby Pugsy has spaghetti noodles on his forehead! Let
the kid eat then put it in the tub. Granny Gertrude has probably seen
it before anyway. lol

Of course you are right, common sense seems to be a scarce commodity with a
lot of parents.

I've had too many encounters of the third kind with them toddlers coated in
all kinds of food stuff and clad in bloated diapers that want to sit on
your lap while they still hold on to the last remnants of said food...
Makes me wanna kill the parents first...

But since that seems to be a somewhat undesirable option, I usually limit
myself to confiscating the ever so precious family car...
Still...killing idiots becomes more attractive each day...

But I'm digressing...
I like children, just as long as they are not mine.
Always had that idea and probably won't change my mind anywhere in the near
future.

Mmmhhh...
Now what would be worse then giving them toddlers a slice of pizza ?
I wonder...
I do have to baby sit now and then...
One is 5 years old, a son, and he has a 2 year old sister.
His father has two .45 ACP's, a .308 Armalite AR10 and a Glock Model 17.
His wife is lawyer.
Any suggestions ?
lol
--
Hans

"Forty-two!"
"Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years of
work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly", said the computer...
.

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