Re: Any Bind geeks here?

On Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:56:53 -0500, Uncle Monster
<unclemon@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

-=Biscuit=- wrote:
Uncle Monster <unclemon@xxxxxxxxxxx> delighted us to no end by
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2008 07:19:46a:

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jm <eat.me@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> delighted us to no end by taking a
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hallowed day of Thu 14 Aug 2008 08:23:43p:

-=Biscuit=- pictographically enshrined upon the tomes of
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jm <eat.me@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> delighted us to no end by taking a
lime green crayon and scribbling in
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hallowed day of Wed 13 Aug 2008 08:56:25p:

-=Biscuit=- pictographically enshrined upon the tomes of
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Sure there is. It's that little voice inside your head
that tells you to do one thing....and then, like a damn
fool, you do the other!
But if'n I listened to that voice....they'd lock me
away....for a long, long time. ;p

No way! Only if you talk back to that voice. In public.


Nah, talking to the voices in your head is so common now
adays no one pays a bit attention to it. But, acting out
those suggestions and letting the bodies fall where ever they
may, now that will you get you noticed. ;p

See, that's the thing I don't get. Why don't the voices in
people's heads ever tell them to do something GOOD?


voices: "Bake cookies. Mow your neighbor's lawn. Double tip
your waitress. Call your mom and tell her you love her."

That's what's wrong with this country. We need new voices for
the crazies.

The voices in my head are telling me to
be ugly and nasty to Mara. NO, I won't
do it, I won't do it Voice. Oh wait, it
wasn't a voice in my head, it was Hatter.
Never mind.....

[8~{} Uncle Monster


d00d...if you're channeling Hatter, then you need more help than
any of *us* here can provide for you...

Hopefully you have a low deductable on your medical coverage :)


It was subliminal crap coming through my
sound card. I fixed it, I expanded the
kill filter to stop inaudible excreta.
It won't happen again.

"The goggles, they do nothing!"

Too bad his blinders can't ease his withdrawal symptoms any. The poor
tard is starting to see and hear me everywhere now.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever *** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the *** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
.

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