Re: What can I do with this info?

On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:42:43 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
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PerfectReign wrote:
Rev Turd Fredericks turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:

PerfectReign wrote:
FrozenNorth turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:
Yeah, I've got a couple of those too, but my house is mouse free!
When one of our cats brought me a dead mouse a couple years ago, I went
to
work on the exterior of the place. Nothing for about three years since.

Quite a surprise at 3am when he gave me that little gift.
Though I have no mice (only rats), I've noticed a serious explosion in
the population of lizards around my house since my last cat died about
three years ago.

Every once in a while one of them gets into the house and I gotta catch
it and take it out.


My only outside cat was unfortunately put to sleep a couple weeks ago

Did you donate him to one of the neighbors?

Naw, he had cancer. It wasn't pretty


(at the tender young age of 17, a hunter right up to the day I had to
put him down), and I too have noticed a good number of lizards in the
back yard, as well as rabbits rats and birds. If it moves in inside the
house it's as good as dead though as the two patrolling the inside are
quite adept at killing stuff.

Heh - cats are the most violent creatures I've ever known. (Apart from
chicks riding harleys.)


Recently on one of those discovery channel shows they named the housecat
as THE top predator. Their criteria were (something like this):
efficiency of killing, variety of prey they can hunt and kill, and
adaptability to environment. Pretty good for a *** :-)

That's no joke:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Eddie_Killed_A_Pheasant.jpg

When I was a kid we had this female cat named "Eddie" (or "Edwina"),
she was a mostly indoor house cat when we were living in the burbs,
then later we moved up to Washington and bought this two story farm
house with 7 acres...and it was there that she suddenly, out of the
blue, became a killing machine. She killed so many animals that we
had what we called the "dead pile" which was a great big pile of dead
animals that she'd leave on the door steps or around the immediate
yard. Often there would be dozens upon dozens of different carcasses
ranging from shrews to bats to mice to gophers, you name it, she
killed it. The pheasant was the biggest animal (that we know of) that
she killed. Basically about the same size as she was. In the end
though her lil "hobby" wound up becoming her end, because one of the
hundreds of animals she killed/ate was carrying a nasty animal virus,
of the incurable variety, which wound up killing her...a bit of poetic
justice from mother nature I guess. She was definitely one of the
more interesting pets I've owned over the years.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
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