Re: The Real Story On Brady's Injury And The Boot

On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:21:18 GMT, whodunit@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Sycho)
wrote:

Today "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@xxxxxxxxx> in alt.2600 on Mon, 28
Jan 2008 00:10:25 -0600 thought that it would be fun to share with the
rest of the class this little ditty..


"Sycho" <whodunit@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Today "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@xxxxxxxxx> in alt.2600 on Sun, 27
Jan 2008 00:26:28 -0600 thought that it would be fun to share with the
rest of the class this little ditty..


"Sycho" <whodunit@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Today "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@xxxxxxxxx> in alt.2600 on Sat, 26
Jan 2008 23:25:37 -0600 thought that it would be fun to share with the
rest of the class this little ditty..


"PerfectReign" <theperfectreign@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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gregvk wrote:

OceanView <f@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:Xns9A318D89F3CA7oceanbaby@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx:

Hey Trot & OceanView
Do you really think X posting to Kooks really bothers me? Or
anyone
reads the *** in there?
Let's see if it bothers you.
From now on everything you two post will go there. 2 can play
at
that game little boy(s).

Ok...your turn!


I don't even know what the *** he's talking about.

You don't know what a "crosspost" is? What are you, fucking
stupid?

AFAIK, every guy gets pretty stupid while fucking.

I know I'm only thinking of one thing at that moment.

I'm thinking of the first R when it comes to the xpost list, as in
reduce!

During sex? C'mon man. I had hope for you. lol

What? I was talking about teh crosspost list. I deleted all the other
crap
from it (i'm trying to stop the xposting from other inane groups.


LOL Sure. A likely story. *snicker*

PerfectReign said: AFAIK, every guy gets pretty stupid while fucking.
I know I'm only thinking of one thing at that moment.

You said: I'm thinking of the first R when it comes to the xpost list,
as in reduce!

It was a sex joke, silly. :P

I figured as much with the response you made. Yet I still don't.... wait...
reduce as in size of... oh jeez.. now I think I get it.. here I am, posting
this response and actually putting some mental power to figuring out a joke
that's related to something I don't normally think about and NOW I get it.
*sighs*...

LOL Hey that's ok. I have my "slow" moments a lot too. :)

The only "slow" moments I have are when I'm stuck behind some idiot
dumb*** who can't figure out the difference between the slow lane and
the fast lane...but that's okay, gettin right the *** on their rear
bumper and givin their brand new SUV a few "love taps" with the front
end of my '79 Oldsmobeater is usually enough to wake the retards up
and get them the hell out of my lane...unfortunately some of them are
so gawd awfully stupid they actually don't think they were doing
anything wrong...in which case they often give me the finger...in
which case I follow them home and verbally RAPE them with their
idiocy.

You really need to be careful on the road, I mean I'm just the guy
whose gonna follow you home and chew you out if you give me the
finger...plenty of other assholes I know will just skip all that and
pull a gun on yer stupid ass. Rule number one when driving...don't
ever *** up.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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best."

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with it."

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"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the *** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

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properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

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endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

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Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

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