Re: worlds worst driver

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On Tue, 08 May 2007 04:52:29 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
On Tue, 08 May 2007 02:43:45 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
<turdfred2@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

So today I played hookie from work and I was out doing some
gardening in the oppressive heat. I heard a horrible crashing
sound, looked up and saw a car mounting the median and
running over one of those warning signs (that warn you there
is a median). I couldn't stop laughing as it was the dumbest
driving move I have ever seen. Instead of stopping when they
realized they mounted the median and hit the sign, they just
kept on going and ran the sign completely flat. I'm sure they
would have just kept going, but they left a sizable portion
of the car's undercarriage behind and the 2007 Lexus just
stopped working and coasted to a stop in the bicycle lane.
Let me guess, it was either an old person, a tweenage muppet
fuck or a woman. ^_^

My guess was a drunk, or an Asian. It was an Asian woman. I am
guessing she was on her cell phone, but I still can't help but
laugh when I look at what she did. She ran over an 6 foot long
solid metal post cemented to the ground with a 2'X3' sign on it
warning her not to run it over. Priceless.
That's the sort of thing you just wish you could have gotten on
tape.
We should all have dashcams on our cars, pointing out the front
window. Then there could be a Friday evening comedy show, with
Tom Bergeron, America's Funniest Dangerous Driver.
Why Tom Bergeron?, I think Danny Bonaduce (when he's on the sauce)
would make a much better host. He could have a different celebrity
drunk driver as a co-host every week.
Whoever can do the best Dean Martin impression, staggering around
and slurring his speech like a lush, limp-wristedly dangling a
cocktail from his fingertips.
You know, much of that time it was all an act for Dean. He had apple
juice in his glass. It was once said that Frank Sinatra spilled more
liquor than Dean Martin drank.
I never said it wasn't, but that's the guy for our tv show.
Wouldn't it be far more entertaining to see a real drunk make a fool
of himself than a fake one?

Tim Allen, then.
Not bad. And with special guests Mel Gibson and Nick Nolte.

--
I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!
-Christopher Walken SNL ð
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  • Re: worlds worst driver
    ... looked up and saw a car mounting the median and running ... My guess was a drunk, ... It was once said that Frank Sinatra spilled more liquor than Dean Martin drank. ...
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  • Re: worlds worst driver
    ... looked up and saw a car mounting the median and running ... Bergeron, America's Funniest Dangerous Driver. ... Whoever can do the best Dean Martin impression, staggering around and slurring his speech like a lush, limp-wristedly dangling a cocktail from his fingertips. ...
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  • Re: worlds worst driver
    ... I heard a horrible crashing sound, looked up and saw a car mounting the median and running over one of those warning signs. ... or an Asian. ... I do have a good view out of my office window of the intersection, I should set up my webcam there as lots of stupid people miss that turn. ...
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  • Re: worlds worst driver
    ... looked up and saw a car mounting the median and running over ... one of those warning signs (that warn you there is a median). ... Then there could be a Friday evening comedy show, with Tom Bergeron, America's Funniest Dangerous Driver. ...
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