Re: I knew it was too good to last

ontheroad@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Sycho) delighted us to no end by
taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
news:444a6201.3276747@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, on the hallowed day of Fri
21 Apr 2006 03:55:04p:

He's cornered the market on stuffed animals. But I'm gonna do
one better and buy a place in the woods that's zoned OK for
farm animals. I'm not sure I'm up for cows, but a goat or two
and some native deer would be cool. And then maybe some
chickens!

hahahahaha Now if I had a pet chicken, you just KNOW what I'd
do. I'd grab it by it's lil neck and give it a light squeeze..
Not enough to hurt it or anything.. But then I'd look over to
anyone looking at the spectacle and say, "Hey! Guess what I'm
doing?? I'm choking my chicken!".


You're such a freak!

I'm thinking of it for the fresh eggs factor. It was something that
we'd talked about doing a year ago (when there as a "we"). I know
nothing about raising chickens, but then...someone's ex-girlfriend
raised them, and she was/is a flaming RETARD. So how fucking hard
can it be?

I draw the line at turkeys, though. My grandma raised them, and
they are MEAN! I still remember being scared to death when I'd
watch her go into that turkey pen. Turkeys are stupid too. In the
rain they'll drown themselves by looking up with their mouths open.

Stupid and mean...NOT a good combination.

*slaps hand to stop from inserting a typical male bashing remark
here*

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-=Mara=-
If stupidity was painful, The Rocky Mountains would be full of
screams.


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