Re: Security....from the other side



"tubeguy" <NOtubeguySPAM@xxxxxxxxx> delighted us to no end by
taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
news:DQ7hf.74175$xh2.67203@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, on the
hallowed day of Wed 23 Nov 2005 04:30:27p:

>
> "-=Biscuit=-" <mara@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:Xns9717A4DBB9F5Eno.one@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> If nothing else, seeing high-tech security from the "other
>> side" (inside) is interesting.
>>
>> Got my "packet" from the bank I'm doing work for (through a
>> sub- contracting agreement). They had requested certain
>> information about me (which I provided), and joked with the
>> guy I'm contracting with "What? No DNA sample?" He said
>> "Please...don't give them ideas!"
>>
>> So the packet contains a "dbRAS" CD (specially packaged *for*
>> this bank with their name on it...should I be impressed?)
>> along with a little digital thingie called an RSA SecurID. The
>> digital numbers constantly change, but it had another ID that
>> is static.
>>
>> The trippy part. It requires voiceprint / authentication to
>> work. I was given another (different) ID to call into a
>> service desk and have my voice print recorded. (Obviously,
>> being as I have the mutant cold from hell right now, I'm going
>> to wait a few days to do this).
>>
>> Honestly...I'm thinking a DNA sample would have been easier.
>
> We have a joke at work, "lick the customer's ass and tell them
> what they had for breakfast". At least they didn't want a stool
> sample.
>
>
>

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! Just ewwwwwww.


--
-=Mara=-
If stupidity was painful, The Rocky Mountains would be full of
screams.


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  • Re: Security....from the other side
    ... >> contracting agreement). ... >> little digital thingie called an RSA SecurID. ... >> Honestly...I'm thinking a DNA sample would have been easier. ...
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  • Re: Security....from the other side
    ... contracting agreement). ... along with a little digital thingie called an RSA SecurID. ... was given another ID to call into a service desk and have my voice print recorded. ... Honestly...I'm thinking a DNA sample would have been easier. ...
    (alt.2600)
  • Re: Security....from the other side
    ... >> sub- contracting agreement). ... >> along with a little digital thingie called an RSA SecurID. ... >> Honestly...I'm thinking a DNA sample would have been easier. ...
    (alt.2600)
  • Re: Security....from the other side
    ... > contracting agreement). ... > little digital thingie called an RSA SecurID. ... > was given another ID to call into a service desk and ... > Honestly...I'm thinking a DNA sample would have been easier. ...
    (alt.2600)
  • Re: Security....from the other side
    ... > contracting agreement). ... > little digital thingie called an RSA SecurID. ... It requires voiceprint / authentication to work. ... > was given another ID to call into a service desk and ...
    (alt.2600)