Re: I Bought A PT Cruiser

In article <ue90o113otn3lo9c6g3q12o04bq11b0ddf@xxxxxxx>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 00:32:56 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> >> Am I supposed to take pictures of it for you?
>
> >Just don't buy parts for it from a guy named Charlie Wenzel.
>
> Especially parts that poor Charlie doesn't have on hand.
>
> >> *snicker*
> >>
> >> Don't be stupid, moron, the government couldn't fucking dream of being
> >> able to investigate every piddling little transaction like that.
>
> >Yeah they do.
>
> No, they really don't actually...are you even aware of the budget cuts
> that the IRS has been hammered with in recent years? They can't even
> afford to audit somebody unless the potential gain is over a
> $100,000...minor tax fraud is rampant right now because they simply
> haven't the funds to investigate every lil case...it's sorta like the
> meth plague, more and more meth labs popping up everywhere but they
> can't really do anything about them because every time they bust one
> it costs millions in clean up...oh btw, smart investors have looked
> into the types of products and companies they're relying on for those
> clean up jobs.

But it's not the IRS that would be investigating. Most likely the local
PD. Do some checking, quick trace kinda thing. If they can connect the
dots reasonably easily, no biggie. There's also the chance they'll never
investigate at all. Like you said, it just has to be reported, not
investigated. The majority of the time, the government has no reason to
investigate. Nonetheless, it still has to be reported. And reports do
get followed up on. It's just a basic fact.

>
> >10 grand coming out of nowhere is a lot of money.
>
> What do you mean "coming out of nowhere"? Money doesn't grow on trees
> and criminals are probably intelligent enough to know how to launder
> funds.
>

Not really. If the criminals are organized, maybe. There's not a whole
lot of place you can launder money out of. That's because the cops keep
closing them down. Also, when anyone has a large amount of money, it
burns a hole in their pocket. Criminals will probably spend their money
on something. Jewelry, clothes, whatnot.

> >It gets flagged. Banks do it automatically, since every one over ten grand has
> >to be reported, by law. Same with car dealerships.
>
> You're confusing reported with investigated.

No, not every report gets investigated. However, reports do get
investigated.

>
> >That much money attracts attention. Especially a person that'd stand
> >out like you.
>
> I stand out?

If you're anything like you are on usenet, most likely.

>
> >I'll pretty much assume that if you're still posting, there's a reason, like
> >you didn't do anything.
>
> ...didn't do what? Sell your mother crack?

Didn't do anything wrong.

>
> >It's perfectly reasonable that you earned it
> >through some job,
>
> Well yeah, Stupid, the fucking check that was written out in MY name
> and put into MY account would probably be cl00 number fuckin one.

Well see, there you go.

Guess it's legit.

>
> >But the government don't care. It's pretty much automatic. Get all the
> >car today is a lot of money. Why do you think you're waiting so long for
> >the paperwork to go through.
>
> ...I'm not waiting for any paperwork to go through. What the ***
> fantasy world are you living in?
>
> >If you wrote a check for it, they're prolly
> >calling to make sure the check is good.
>
> A plain old check? D00d, are you retarded? Don't you know what a
> cashier's check is? *rolls eyes*

Of course I do.

>
> >Cash? That's a call to the cops.
>
> Probably not, Sunshine...although you'd have to be pretty gawd damn
> Jesus killing stupid to be carrying around cash like that.

People are just that Jesus killing stupid. Happens everyday. The call of
the bling is a mighty one indeed.

>
> >It's how they catch drug dealers. Because they want to spend their money
> >on *** like cars.
>
> I think you've been watchin too many movies, Kiddo.

Why do think it makes the movies?

>
> >> It was only around $14,000 after all the extras 'n ***, no offense
> >> Kiddo, but that's not exactly a lot of money...well maybe to you it
> >> is.
>
> >Sure it is. No need to be shy about it. That's why people buy PT
> >Cruisers in a big lump sum. Hey, if you can afford it, go for it. I
> >would. Soon.
>
> Yeah yer gonna need to find an actual college though, if you think
> trade school certifications are gonna get you anything but laughed out
> of the door yer kidding yourself. Hell it's hard enough finding
> decent paying jobs with just an AA degree.

Well, for one, it's an AA degree I'm going for.

Other than the UW, it's the place to go to get an education. I'll let
the fact that it's got a zillion parking lots and it's not enough speak
for itself.

>
> >> I'll let you know when I get my masters degree and start pullin in six
> >> digit figures workin in the billion dollar generating Hollywood cash
> >> cow.
>
> >That'll be a while. Can't just bang a master's thesis out, ya know?
>
> ...actually yeah, I could.

I doubt it. You'll actually have to prove your bull*** Matty, that
requires time.

> I mean I've already done a whole fuckin
> *** load of ground breaking work in video and image encoding
> methodology not to mention web design. I know for a deficient like
> you all you see is a "pretty picture in an iframe", but uh, there's a
> reason you can't replicate that "pretty picture in an iframe"...at
> least not at the level of file compression that I've achieved. Being
> a graphic artist doesn't mean that you know *** all about image
> encoding methodology...most graphic artists don't

I'm sure the new graphic format named after you will be a touchng
tribute. Guess you'll have the unveilling in a couple weeks since you'll
be busy banging out a masters the week before.

>
> You wanna know what real web coding is? Real web coding is taking all
> these lil expertly encoded parts:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/all.png
>
> And turning them into this:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
>
> They teachin you how to do that at yer lil trade school?

No, we don't waste time fucking around with pictures. We learn how to
build sites in languages that the employers are screaming for.

> Here's a
> free cl00 for ya...you'd be hard pressed to even find a high level
> university that could teach you how to do that. Wanna know why?
> Because it's an art, Stupid, it's not really something that can be
> taught. Either you have the skill to look at a picture and be able to
> visually break it apart into pieces in your head and calculate and
> analyze the best and most efficient way possible to encode each
> image...or you don't.
>
> At most, a university will teach you the best overall image encoding
> methodology for a WHOLE image, but I've never heard of any institution
> that'll teach you how to break down an image into parts...of course,
> why would they bother, most of them don't have enough sense to think
> far enough outside the box to incorporate other areas of expertise.
> Hell, half of my encoding methodologies would be entirely useless
> without my JavaScripts to analyze the browser/OS and then to provide
> dynamic code...of course the scary thing is that the vast majority of
> so called "experts" out there still think PNG alpha transparencies in
> IE for teh PC is something entirely impossible.

Nice two paragraphs of self-inflated bull***. See ya in a week,
Mastersboi.

>
> And by the Noodles,

It's "by the by", fuckchop. Nice mangled expression, again.

> if you plan to do web coding (I'm not even talking
> about design)...these are skills you're going to need to have, cause
> my lil "pretty pictures" that you like so much...don't work worth a
> *** without the underlying web code.

No matty, flash isn't psychic. You have to tell it what to do.

> If you're doing web coding
> you're going to have deficient graphic artists handing you finished
> images that are gonna be 5 or 6 megs in overall size...without skillz
> like mine...man that's gonna be one SLOW site. And if you think yer
> gonna be able to land a job doing pure text websites...yeah, think
> again. They don't need you to do that, there are programs that can do
> that for them.

Those programs will never code out a servlet. You're welcome.


--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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