Re: To all you web designers ( except Hatter ) and graphic guru's !

On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 17:24:47 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter, after pondering
on life, the Universe and everything, checking the Hitchhiker's guide to
the Galaxy we now know to be Usenet, decided to scribble :
> On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 01:54:41 +0200, Hans van Eynsbergen
> <Hans@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>>>>Total crap !
>
>>> Well let's see who else can do it, shall we? ^_^
>
>>Let's, but it will ALWAYS be better then what you made in such a haste.
>
> It will ALWAYS be better as long as the guy who doesn't make you all
> angry and upset makes it, huh?

Nothing you say will EVER upset me, ehhhh....Mattie !
>
>>If you would have read my post better you would have known that I needed
>>something totally different then from what you made.
>
> Oh I read your post...as fucking incoherent as it was.
No.
You did not read it nor understood what I am asking.
>
>>If I could design what I want myself I would not have posted this
>>specific request.
>
> I thought you were claiming that you have like a bazillion clients
> coming at you each week, what do you do when one of them requests
> graphic work? Don't you have your own graphic designers?

I am asking for a design for myself, idiot ! Or did you see me asking
for a "client"
>
>>I admit, I can't seem to design what I want, despite a few weeks of
>>trying.
>
> ...you've been working on this concept for WEEKS?! o_O

Yes, at least I tried...you did not and only came up with total crap !
>
>>Come up with what I want, Matthew, and you might gain some REAL respect!
>
> I neither require nor need your respect, Hans. Truth be told I think
> yer a frackin idiot...so it's a lil hard to care what you think.
>
>>>>And that's exactly the reason why I excluded you !
>
>>> Because I'd make fun of you?
>
>>No, because it does not meet my needs, see above.
>
> Then make your specifications more clear. I'm not a mind reader and
> neither is anyone else around here.
>
>>>>Does not even come close to my specifications !
>
>>> Well of course not, I'm not going to give you something for free,
>>> Bitch. All you get is a mockup, if you want it to meet yer specs
>>> exactly yer gonna have to pay for it first.
>
>>As I said, I need a favor.
>>Something we can hardly expect from you.
>>I'd rather pay a grand or two to someone else...
>>But never to you.
>
> LOL, you'd rather pay someone else four times as much as what I would
> charge just to try and avoid a lil humility? *shakes head* Yer as
> bad as most Americans, Hansel.
>
>>You will do me the favor for free, if you feel challenged....
>
> Challenged? Teh current image took a total of 4 minutes and 23
> seconds to make...hardly a challenge to someone of my caliber.

But it was still total crap that did not meet my needs...
>
>>But I think you are hardly able to come up with something I need....
>
> Yeah, yer probably right...*snicker*...

Let's see what you are REALLY able to produce, *** !
Probably the same *** as your crappy sites !
>
>>> ...of course some of yer specs are lil dumb, but hey, if clients want
>>> dumb I'll give em dumb (like why would the text have a drop shadow if
>>> it was attached to the flag).
>>>
>>>>And I knew you would react....you are sooooo predictable, Mattie !
>>>>But thanks anyway, after all, you made me laugh !
>>>>You did, you know !
>>>
>>> He's laughing everybody, REALLY. It's good that you're having a nice
>>> time Hans, you know what they say about ignorance. `, )
>>>
>>>>( And the rest of the people who are over here atm.....)
>>>
>>> The lurkers are still supporting him in email apparently.
>
>>No...six real people over here...having fun reading your usual
>>drivel....
>
> I'm not sure which makes you look sadder...the fact that you have
> imaginary friends...or the fact that you need to go around telling
> everyone on fuckin Usenet about them...

Whatever, Mattie !
Want a Zinfandel ?
>
>>Surprise me, Matthew .....
>
> How about I just verbally bitch slap you for fun and then if you get
> desperate enough you can learn a lil humility, openly admit that my
> skill in graphic art is better than anyone else's in this froup and
> then if you ask REAL nice and apologize for all the times you acted
> like a fuckin retard then I...hrmmm...no, no I still wouldn't do it
> then...at least not for free.

You are not able to draw a simple black line on a piece of paper....
Bwahahahaa !!!
You have NO skills whatsoever, your designs are total crap and will
always be, so don't gimme any *** about your so called abilities !
>
> Teh graphic will cost you $250, you can request design changes to the
> existing mockup (except for the text itself), then if you want a
> version with the text to read the way you want you'll have to pay me.

I'll blow your fucking brains out and I'll even pay for the Federal 200
grain slug !\How does that sound ?

Later dude !
End of conversation with a complete idiot....


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Hans van Eynsbergen
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up
where I needed to be.
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